The movie consists of two satirical novels based on the same idea: both the "gangsters" and "philanthropists" end up in the courtroom.

'Profesor' (segment nr 1)

Anastazy Kowalski (segment nr 2)

Kowalski's Wife (segment nr 2)

Hanka (segment nr 2)

Singer (segment nr 2)

'Śruba' (segment nr 1)

'Łysy' (segment nr 1)

Malaga ("Alcoholmeter")

Judge ("Alcoholmeter")

Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")

Coach Driver (segment nr 1)

Man in the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")

Client at the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")
February 15, 1963

'Profesor' (segment nr 1)

Anastazy Kowalski (segment nr 2)

Kowalski's Wife (segment nr 2)

Hanka (segment nr 2)

Singer (segment nr 2)

'Śruba' (segment nr 1)

'Łysy' (segment nr 1)

Malaga ("Alcoholmeter")

Judge ("Alcoholmeter")

Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")

Coach Driver (segment nr 1)

Man in the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")

Client at the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")
