Hard-luck cabbie John Winger, directionless after being fired from his job and dumped by his girlfriend, enlists in the U.S. Army with his close pal, Russell Ziskey. After his barely satisfactory performance in basic training, the irreverent Winger emerges as the figurehead for a ragtag band of misfits. However, his hijinks threaten to cause an international scandal when he inadvertently commandeers a military assault vehicle behind enemy lines.

John Winger

Russell Ziskey

Sgt. Hulka

Stella Hansen

Louise Cooper

Dewey "Ox" Oxberger

Capt. Stillman

Stillman's Aid

Cruiser

Col. Glass

Anita

Francis "Psycho" Soyer

Elmo

Hector

Recruiter

Dowager in Cab

Border Guard

Border Guard

Soldier
June 26, 1981

John Winger

Russell Ziskey

Sgt. Hulka

Stella Hansen

Louise Cooper

Dewey "Ox" Oxberger

Capt. Stillman

Stillman's Aid

Cruiser

Col. Glass

Anita

Francis "Psycho" Soyer

Elmo

Hector

Recruiter

Dowager in Cab

Border Guard

Border Guard

Soldier
