A struggling pulp fiction writer who doubles as an incompetent jewel thief. He gets caught in the act every time, but he uses his looks and charm to make the best of it. Soon he becomes a celebrity. Wealthy women start leaving their jewels out like milk and cookies for Santa Claus in hopes that the sex thief will unlawfully invade their domiciles.

Grant Henry

Herbert Barrow

Sergeant Plinth

Inspector Smith

Judy Martin

Jacobi

Porky Prescott

Crabshaw

1st Reporter
January 1, 1973

Grant Henry

Herbert Barrow

Sergeant Plinth

Inspector Smith

Judy Martin

Jacobi

Porky Prescott

Crabshaw

1st Reporter

