Failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher Dana Marschz rallies his Tucson students as he conceives and stages politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Dana Marschz
Brie Marschz
Octavio
Rand Posin
Epiphany Sellars
Ivonne
Vitamin J
Chuy
Yolanda
Principal Rocker
Gary
Elisabeth Shue
Cricket Feldstein
Mr. Marquez
Mrs. Marquez
Glenn from Copy Shop
Policeman
Virgil
Mr. Mann
Dana Marschz
Brie Marschz
Octavio
Rand Posin
Epiphany Sellars
Ivonne
Vitamin J
Chuy
Yolanda
Principal Rocker
Gary
Elisabeth Shue
Cricket Feldstein
Mr. Marquez
Mrs. Marquez
Glenn from Copy Shop
Policeman
Virgil
Mr. Mann
