Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.

Samuel

Eddie

Frank

Mitchell

Veal Chop

Hannah

Barber

Good Stuff Leo

Big Fat Bernie Gayle

Larry

Philip

Swoop

Sherry

Cousin Ira

Leflore
August 7, 1998

Samuel

Eddie

Frank

Mitchell

Veal Chop

Hannah

Barber

Good Stuff Leo

Big Fat Bernie Gayle

Larry

Philip

Swoop

Sherry

Cousin Ira

Leflore

