Adopted as a child, new father Mel Colpin decides he cannot name his son until he knows his birth parents, and determines to make a cross-country quest to find them. Accompanied by his wife, Nancy, and an inept yet gorgeous adoption agent, Tina, he departs on an epic road trip that quickly devolves into a farce of mistaken identities, wrong turns, and overzealous and love-struck ATF agents.

Mel Coplin

Nancy Coplin

Tina Kalb

Pearl Coplin

Ed Coplin

Richard Schlichting

Mary Schlichting

Paul Harmon

Tony Kent

Valerie Swaney

Lonnie Schlichting

Jane

Sandra

Fritz Boudreau

Mitch

Jill

Cop #1
March 22, 1996

Mel Coplin

Nancy Coplin

Tina Kalb

Pearl Coplin

Ed Coplin

Richard Schlichting

Mary Schlichting

Paul Harmon

Tony Kent

Valerie Swaney

Lonnie Schlichting

Jane

Sandra

Fritz Boudreau

Mitch

Jill

Cop #1

