When Jay and Silent Bob learn that their comic-book alter egos, Bluntman and Chronic, have been sold to Hollywood as part of a big-screen movie that leaves them out of any royalties, the pair travels to Tinseltown to sabotage the production.

Jay

Silent Bob

Holden McNeil / Ben Affleck

Justice

Sissy

Chrissy

Missy

Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly

Chaka Luther King

Brodie Bruce / Banky Edwards

Dante Hicks

Randal Graves

Sheriff

Hitchhiker

Nun

Brent

Matt Damon / Will Hunting

Reg Hartner

Jules Asner

Steve Kmetko
August 22, 2001

Jay

Silent Bob

Holden McNeil / Ben Affleck

Justice

Sissy

Chrissy

Missy

Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly

Chaka Luther King

Brodie Bruce / Banky Edwards

Dante Hicks

Randal Graves

Sheriff

Hitchhiker

Nun

Brent

Matt Damon / Will Hunting

Reg Hartner

Jules Asner

Steve Kmetko
