A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart

Sir Coward de Custard

Sir Braggart de Bombast

Nick the Pick

Robin Hood

Lady Ashfodel

Mortimer

Landlord of The Blue Boar

Our Man in the Holy Land

Mistress of the Bed Chamber

Scheherazade

Yokel

Knotweed

Winifred

Master of Ceremonies

Teutonic Knight

Saladin

Maid Marian
January 14, 1972

Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart

Sir Coward de Custard

Sir Braggart de Bombast

Nick the Pick

Robin Hood

Lady Ashfodel

Mortimer

Landlord of The Blue Boar

Our Man in the Holy Land

Mistress of the Bed Chamber

Scheherazade

Yokel

Knotweed

Winifred

Master of Ceremonies

Teutonic Knight

Saladin

Maid Marian

