Teddy works for a large advertising company. Given the seemingly impossible task of selling frozen porridge, he decides to produce commercials that make the product seem sexy. This leads him to confrontation with the "Keep Television Clean" movement, of which his wife is a senior member.

Teddy Brown

Liz Brown

Nat Kaplan

Mrs. Kaplan

Inga Giltenburg

Lotte von Gelbstein

Chandler

McLaughlin

Rokes

Jimpson

Vicar Geoffrey Mellish

Hetty Soames

Maud Crape

Wallace Truffit MP

Mrs Monty Levin
March 5, 1970

Teddy Brown

Liz Brown

Nat Kaplan

Mrs. Kaplan

Inga Giltenburg

Lotte von Gelbstein

Chandler

McLaughlin

Rokes

Jimpson

Vicar Geoffrey Mellish

Hetty Soames

Maud Crape

Wallace Truffit MP

Mrs Monty Levin

