A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Ed Molloy

Samantha Crain

Wu

Cammy Crain

Brown

Black

Jones

Smith

Lead Officer

Red Monk

Bertha

Ma Molloy

Make up Artist
You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**
November 17, 1993

Ed Molloy

Samantha Crain

Wu

Cammy Crain

Brown

Black

Jones

Smith

Lead Officer

Red Monk

Bertha

Ma Molloy

Make up Artist
You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**

