A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Ed Molloy
Samantha Crain
Wu
Cammy Crain
Brown
Black
Jones
Smith
Lead Officer
Red Monk
Bertha
Ma Molloy
Make up Artist
You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**
Ed Molloy
Samantha Crain
Wu
Cammy Crain
Brown
Black
Jones
Smith
Lead Officer
Red Monk
Bertha
Ma Molloy
Make up Artist
You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**
