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Similar to Hard Ticket to Hawaii
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
Rowdy Abilene
Donna Hamilton
Taryn
Seth Romero
Edy Stark
Pattycakes
J.J. Jackson
Rosie
Kimo
Michael / Michele
Henry
Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain
Mr. Chang
Dickson
Earring
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."
March 1, 1987
Rowdy Abilene
Donna Hamilton
Taryn
Seth Romero
Edy Stark
Pattycakes
J.J. Jackson
Rosie
Kimo
Michael / Michele
Henry
Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain
Mr. Chang
Dickson
Earring
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."
