An alienated and misanthropic teenager gains sudden and unwanted celebrity status after he's taken hostage by terrorists where his indifference to their threats to kill him makes news headlines.

Cliff Spab

Wendy Pfister

Morrow Streeter

Monica Dice

Janet Streeter

Scott Spab

Joe Dice

Gerald Parsley

Al

Babs Wyler

Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone

Mr. Spab

Mrs. Spab

Kristen

Dolly

Earl

Kim Martin

Milt Morris

Dick Zetterland

Gary Coleman
January 20, 1995

Cliff Spab

Wendy Pfister

Morrow Streeter

Monica Dice

Janet Streeter

Scott Spab

Joe Dice

Gerald Parsley

Al

Babs Wyler

Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone

Mr. Spab

Mrs. Spab

Kristen

Dolly

Earl

Kim Martin

Milt Morris

Dick Zetterland

Gary Coleman
