The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

Cleon Salmon

Nuts

Rich Parente

Connor

Guy

Dave / Donnie

Tara

Horace the Lone Diner

Stacy

Mia

Anthony

Jamie the Line Chef

Carl the Manager

Samara Dubois

Nutella

Morgan Fairchild

Dick Lobo

Merlot Customer
Though not outright bad, _The Slammin’ Salmon_ is possessed of much less of their trademark timeless (and brainless) humour than the majority of Broken Lizards work. Instead, here they opt for gross out and cliche laughs, very few of which land. Even the the amazing cast additions of Michael Clarke Duncan, Lance Henriksen, Cobie Smulders, Will Forte and Sendhil Ramamurthy couldn’t elevate this film above merely “watchable”. For the same thing, only better, watch 2005’s “_Waiting…_”. _Final rating: ★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product._
December 11, 2009

Cleon Salmon

Nuts

Rich Parente

Connor

Guy

Dave / Donnie

Tara

Horace the Lone Diner

Stacy

Mia

Anthony

Jamie the Line Chef

Carl the Manager

Samara Dubois

Nutella

Morgan Fairchild

Dick Lobo

Merlot Customer
Though not outright bad, _The Slammin’ Salmon_ is possessed of much less of their trademark timeless (and brainless) humour than the majority of Broken Lizards work. Instead, here they opt for gross out and cliche laughs, very few of which land. Even the the amazing cast additions of Michael Clarke Duncan, Lance Henriksen, Cobie Smulders, Will Forte and Sendhil Ramamurthy couldn’t elevate this film above merely “watchable”. For the same thing, only better, watch 2005’s “_Waiting…_”. _Final rating: ★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product._

