Penniless Lord Whitebait's plan to save his sinking fortunes is to open stately Whitebait Manor to the public. But the public ignores his gesture, and his fortunes fade even further, with a stream of debts threatening to run into a deluge when his daughter's fiancé demands a plush and costly wedding. Where is the cash to come from? Whitebait and his servant Spankforth's answer is a scam involving the theft of a valuable painting from the Manor. How could such a cunningly original ruse fail?

Wilfred Sapling

Lord Whitebait

Spankworth

Lady Katherine

Warder Lockitt

Lady Millicent

Policeman

Peter Brewster

Elsie

Newspaperman

Albert

PC Budgie

Parson
October 10, 1961

Wilfred Sapling

Lord Whitebait

Spankworth

Lady Katherine

Warder Lockitt

Lady Millicent

Policeman

Peter Brewster

Elsie

Newspaperman

Albert

PC Budgie

Parson

