Inspector Clouseau disappears, and the Surete wants the world's second best detective to look for him. However, Clouseau's enemy, Dreyfus, rigs the Surete's computer to select, instead, the world's WORST detective, NYPD Sgt. Clifton Sleigh. Sleigh obtusely bungles his way past assassins and corrupt officials as though he were Clouseau's American cousin.

Sir Charles Litton

George Lytton

Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus

Countess Chandra

Lady Simone Litton

Bruno Langois

Prof. Auguste Balls

Cato Fong

Sergeant Clifton Sleigh

Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau

Juleta Shane (AKA Julie Morgan)

Bored Waiter

Sergeant Francois Duval

General Bufoni

Valencia Police Chief

Harvey Hamilcard III

Mr. Chong

Denise

Angry Hooker
August 12, 1983

Sir Charles Litton

George Lytton

Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus

Countess Chandra

Lady Simone Litton

Bruno Langois

Prof. Auguste Balls

Cato Fong

Sergeant Clifton Sleigh

Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau

Juleta Shane (AKA Julie Morgan)

Bored Waiter

Sergeant Francois Duval

General Bufoni

Valencia Police Chief

Harvey Hamilcard III

Mr. Chong

Denise

Angry Hooker
