In a late night bar, Henry is approached by a mysterious woman who offers to sell him the severed "manhood" of Wales' greatest vocal entertainer. Believing he can make a fortune selling the infamous appendage on to obsessive fans, Henry stumps up the cash. To help find the right buyer, Henry teams up with his slightly dodgy best friend Teddy and together the two head off on an insane journey that leads them deep into the secret world of celebrity body part trading.

Teddy Shitfingers

Sally Fielding

Delilah

Philip da Purve

Nanny

Bar Owner

Factory Foreman

Thompson

Police Sergeant

WPC Helen Anderson
January 1, 2009

Teddy Shitfingers

Sally Fielding

Delilah

Philip da Purve

Nanny

Bar Owner

Factory Foreman

Thompson

Police Sergeant

WPC Helen Anderson

