BYE-BYE, ÖSTERREICH!

The election result was a disaster, Stronach and the Neos were in government, and Josef Cap would soon be appearing with Maria Fekter on "Dancing Stars"! The country's political elite is ready for a crash landing. That's why they're saying, "BYE-BYE, AUSTRIA!" Then, over the North Pole, the unthinkable happened: reverse thrust – an emergency landing on a desolate island in the Arctic Ocean, and the catastrophe continued...