Nightclub entertainer Hap Smith has a new act since his former partner Chick Allen joined the army. With his lovely new female partner, Hap now plays a clownish parody of a soldier. When Chick organises a soldier show at Fort Benning, he realizes he needs his former partner's help—so, to get onto the base, Hap impersonates a hapless real soldier, but circumstances force them to prolong the masquerade, creating an increasingly tangled Army-sized SNAFU.
Chick Allen
Hap Smith
Betsy Carter
Lieutenant Kelsey
Sergeant McClusky
Dogface Dolan
W.W. Timmons
Julia Loring
Colonel
Canteen Hostess
June 11, 1952
Chick Allen
Hap Smith
Betsy Carter
Lieutenant Kelsey
Sergeant McClusky
Dogface Dolan
W.W. Timmons
Julia Loring
Colonel
Canteen Hostess