Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)
City Gent (segment "Horny")
Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)
Girl (segment "Steal Away")
Rosebud (segment "Rosebud")
Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")
Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")
Station Guard (multiple segments)
Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")
Roy (segment "Grasshopper")
Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Heroine (segment "Mouth")
Male Reveller (segment "Steal Away")
Older Lady (segment "Horny")
Gordon (segment "Bone")
Alex (segment "Horny")
Preacher (Steal Away)
Angela (segment "Rosebud")
Father (segment "My Father The Liar")
November 19, 1999
City Gent (segment "Horny")
Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)
Girl (segment "Steal Away")
Rosebud (segment "Rosebud")
Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")
Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")
Station Guard (multiple segments)
Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")
Roy (segment "Grasshopper")
Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Heroine (segment "Mouth")
Male Reveller (segment "Steal Away")
Older Lady (segment "Horny")
Gordon (segment "Bone")
Alex (segment "Horny")
Preacher (Steal Away)
Angela (segment "Rosebud")
Father (segment "My Father The Liar")