The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.
David Bryant
Sam West
Jillian
Ed Musgrove
Helena Zweibel
Cameron Grey
Abigail
Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)
Kip O'Rourke
Terrorist
Vivian
Archibald Zweibel
Father Zweibel
Kid
Producer
April 19, 2013
David Bryant
Sam West
Jillian
Ed Musgrove
Helena Zweibel
Cameron Grey
Abigail
Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)
Kip O'Rourke
Terrorist
Vivian
Archibald Zweibel
Father Zweibel
Kid
Producer
