In a story told in narrative flashbacks, a young TV consultant is hired by the President of a bankrupt USA to organize a telethon in order to prevent the country from being repossessed by wealthy Native Americans.

President Chet Roosevelt

Monty Rushmore

Vincent Vanderhoff

Sam Birdwater

Jerry

Eric McMurkin

Lucy Beth

Oklahoma Daredevil, Roy Budnitz

The Earl of Manchester

Kip Margolis

Larry Miller (Poopy Butt)

Himself

Mouling Jackson

Danny Olson

Jimmy Dumphy

Big Jim, VP Research

Moishe Weitzman

Abdul Muhammad
August 10, 1979

President Chet Roosevelt

Monty Rushmore

Vincent Vanderhoff

Sam Birdwater

Jerry

Eric McMurkin

Lucy Beth

Oklahoma Daredevil, Roy Budnitz

The Earl of Manchester

Kip Margolis

Larry Miller (Poopy Butt)

Himself

Mouling Jackson

Danny Olson

Jimmy Dumphy

Big Jim, VP Research

Moishe Weitzman

Abdul Muhammad
