Dr. Burke is in love with Ophelia but doesn't have time to propose to her as she leaves for a cruise to the Mediterranean. Also on board the cruise ship is an old school chum of Burke's who plays 'Dr.Dare' in a very popular TV series and who women flock to. Burke decides to join the cruise, but is first apprehended as a stowaway, and then becomes the captain's steward. For Burke, trying to talk to Ophelia is a hard enough task, but he meets some funny characters on board, such as a pools winner and a very stubborn captain.

Dr. Tony Burke

Llewellyn Wendover

Sir Lancelot Spratt

Ophelia O'Brien

Mrs. Dailey

Captain George Spratt

Humphrey, the Master-at-Arms

Russian Captain

Purser

Satterjee

Roddy

Pretty Girl

Sir Thomas Relph

Sick Russian

Doctor

Eve
June 16, 1970

Dr. Tony Burke

Llewellyn Wendover

Sir Lancelot Spratt

Ophelia O'Brien

Mrs. Dailey

Captain George Spratt

Humphrey, the Master-at-Arms

Russian Captain

Purser

Satterjee

Roddy

Pretty Girl

Sir Thomas Relph

Sick Russian

Doctor

Eve
