To test its top-secret Human Hibernation Project, the Pentagon picks the most average Americans it can find - an Army private and a prostitute - and sends them to the year 2505 after a series of freak events. But when they arrive, they find a civilization so dumbed-down that they're the smartest people around.

Joe Bauers

Rita

Frito

President Camacho

Secretary of Defense

Secretary of State

Sgt. Keller

Officer Collins

Doctor

Yuppie Husband

Yuppie Wife

New Slutty Girl
September 1, 2006

Joe Bauers

Rita

Frito

President Camacho

Secretary of Defense

Secretary of State

Sgt. Keller

Officer Collins

Doctor

Yuppie Husband

Yuppie Wife

New Slutty Girl
