Some unknown source has interrupted all television transmissions around the world. In place of the regular broadcasts, a lineup of extremely tasteless programs and commercials have been substituted. Included in the mix are such show as The Shitheads, The Charles Whitman Invitational, and commercials for a number of improbable products.

Lisa Allen

Celebrity Sportsman

Trucker's Friend

Loan Officer

Lady Mailperson

David

Count's Blond Girlfriend

Charles Conlin

Admiral Taft

Dawn

Miracle White Lady

Miracle White Announcer

Mr. Dorset

Bud Schuler
September 12, 1977

Lisa Allen

Celebrity Sportsman

Trucker's Friend

Loan Officer

Lady Mailperson

David

Count's Blond Girlfriend

Charles Conlin

Admiral Taft

Dawn

Miracle White Lady

Miracle White Announcer

Mr. Dorset

Bud Schuler

