Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.

Haru

Allison Page / Sally Jones

Gobei

Martin Tanley

Joey

Sensei

Nobu

Izumo

Old Japanese Man

Head Kobudosai

Mr. Ozaru

Busboy

Driver

Policeman

Policeman

Fisherman

Chet Walters (uncredited)

Female Traveler
I forgot how funny this movie is. I used to watch this all the time. Still as funny now as it was back then.
January 17, 1997

Haru

Allison Page / Sally Jones

Gobei

Martin Tanley

Joey

Sensei

Nobu

Izumo

Old Japanese Man

Head Kobudosai

Mr. Ozaru

Busboy

Driver

Policeman

Policeman

Fisherman

Chet Walters (uncredited)

Female Traveler
I forgot how funny this movie is. I used to watch this all the time. Still as funny now as it was back then.
